Game 1: Penguins win 3-2 over Rangers

The Penguins opened the season with a win against the Rangers.

The new faces on the Pens looked solid.
Rupp looked ok, albeit not that noticeable.
McKee blocked some shots.

Goligoski has it together.

Haiku Recap, along with game pics/photoshops after the jump.

We don't typically do recaps. Let us know what you think.

Pregame

They raised the banner,
Trophies, Lights, Introductions,
Matt Cooke, what a face.

First Period

12:12
Gonchar with the shot,
Malkin gets the redirect,
First of the season.
1-0 Pens

8:05
Eric and Donald,
Fists of fury, bloodied ice,
We say Eric won.

 
Drury found a way to get his picture taken, Malkin is a beast.

3:59

Drury to the net,
Fleury can’t see anything,
Shit goal for Rangers.
1-1

Second Period

16:44
Two-on-one Rangers,
Vaclav Prospal is a douche,
Fleury bangs his mom.

Gaborik is fast,
Delicate little flower,
Give him 2 more weeks.

7:35
Kunitz and Letang,
Crosby picks up the pieces,
Thirty-nine more Sid.
2-1 Pens

6:27

Gogo from the point,
TK redirects that shit,
F Henrik Lundqvist.
3-1 Pens

Third Period

 
When did this happen?
Kunitz destroyed Girardi
He’ll do this all year.
(for real, when did this happen?)

14:04

Gaborik gets his,
He felates farm animals,
Rangers within 1.
3-2 Pens

Fourteen minutes left,
Not a whole lot else happens,
Bob would say, “Guins Win”

Game against the Islanders today.
7:00 - Nassau Coliseum
We’re interested to see what Tavares can do.
We’re also interested to see what Brooks Orpik does to him.

Also, we've been considering a liveblog from time to time.
Any thoughts on that?